Is There Not A Cause?
Here’s a quick bit of southern humor that says a whole bunch…
South Carolina Declares War!
Pres. Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
“Hello? President Obama?” a deep southern voice said,
“This here’s Archie down at Joe’s Catfish Shack in Charleston South Carolina, and I am callin’ to tell all y’all up there in Washington that we are officially declaring war on you folks.”
“Well, Archie,” Barack replied, “this is, indeed, some very interesting news. How big is your army?”
“Right now,” said Archie, after a moment’s calculation, “there’s me, my cousin Harold and my next door neighbor Randy plus the whole dart team here in Hooters. That makes 8 of us!”